The Twelve Days Of Christmas (As Sung By Donald Trump)
Sung by Donald Trump
On the first day of Christmas, the Democrats gave to me
A Russiagate Conspiracy
On the second day of Christmas the Democrats gave to me
An Iowa debacle and a Russiagate conspiracy.
On the third day of Christmas the Democrats gave to me
Money for my wall, an Iowa debacle and a Russiagate conspiracy.
On the fourth day of Christmas the Democrats gave to me
Another crappy NAFTA, Money for my wall, an Iowa debacle and a Russiagate conspiracy.
On the fifth day of Christmas the Democrats gave to me
My Own Space Force
Another crappy NAFTA, Money for my wall, an Iowa debacle and a Russiagate conspiracy.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Democrats gave to me
Applause for my bombing, My Own Space Force
Another crappy NAFTA, Money for my wall, an Iowa debacle and a Russiagate conspiracy.
On the seventh day of Christmas the Democrats gave to me
700 billion for the military, Applause for my bombing, My Own Space Force
Another crappy NAFTA, Money for my wall, an Iowa debacle and a Russiagate conspiracy.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Democrats gave to me
Eight hundred conservative judges, 700 billion for the military, Applause for my bombing, My Own Space Force
Another crappy NAFTA, Money for my wall, an Iowa debacle and a Russiagate conspiracy.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Democrats gave to me
Support for my coups, Eight hundred conservative judges, 700 billion for the military, Applause for my bombing, My Own Space Force
Another crappy NAFTA, Money for my wall, an Iowa debacle and a Russiagate conspiracy.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the democrats gave to me
More spying power, Support for my coups, Eight hundred conservative judges, 700 billion for the military, Applause for my bombing, My Own Space Force
Another crappy NAFTA, Money for my wall, an Iowa debacle and a Russiagate conspiracy.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Democrats gave to me
A big failed impeachment, Support for my coups, Eight hundred conservative judges, 700 billion for the military, Applause for my bombing, My Own Space Force
Another crappy NAFTA, Money for my wall, an Iowa debacle and a Russiagate conspiracy.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Democrats gave to me
Four more years, A big failed impeachment, Support for my coups, Eight hundred conservative judges, 700 billion for the military, Applause for my bombing, My Own Space Force
Another crappy NAFTA, Money for my wall, an Iowa debacle and a Russiagate conspiracy.
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