Random Thoughts On The Eve Of An Election I Don’t Care About

The road to hell is littered with plastic shopping bags.

If you’re voting for a pro-genocide candidate you’re making us all complicit in genocide. Every American who pays taxes is contributing to genocide. You are forcing us to choose whether to not pay our taxes and be sent to jail, or else place upon our conscience the most inexcusable of all crimes. It is a heavy burden you place upon us, a far greater burden than we ask of you, that you abandon a two-party system that is co-equally complicit in the wanton slaughter of innocent children. Maybe you can square this with your conscience, but you drag those who cannot with you in your decision-making.

Political dysphoria is when you’re a Republican but you identify as a leftist and insist everyone treat you like you’re one.

What would Democrats be saying if Dick Cheney was supporting Donald Trump?

Whatever they may think of each other, people voting for either genocide-supporting party have more in common with the other than they do with people they think should vote for their candidate.

If they don’t fight to oppose genocide, they’re not going to fight for your reproductive rights.

I kind of feel like if I mention the slaughter of children in Gaza that some of my friends will get mad at me for not supporting their candidate.

The moment you realize the system is never going to give you a better option than…