Chinese Government Admits To Genocide Of Uyghurs, Establishes New Uyghur Homeland In Europe
Breaking News: Unable to deny it any longer, China has come clean regarding its genocide against the Uyghur population. With thousands of images of Ughur children dying from starvation or blown up by Chinese bombs, there was simply no way they could hide it. Indeed, it is impossible to keep from the eyes of the world war crimes of this degree.
Forced to confront its war crimes, China and the Uyghur leadership have reached an agreement. It has been decided that a Uyghur state will be established far from Chinese territory where they can be safe from any future genocide or the kind of apartheid measures that have been used against them.
Being as the Uyghur people are ethnically Turkic, and seeing how Turkey is a European nation, the Chinese government has decided to establish a new Uyghur homeland in Europe. Since the region of Alsace-Lorraine area has long been in dispute with no definitive right to the region given to any one nation, China has deemed it the perfect home for the Uyghur people.
Those currently residing in the Alsace-Lorraine region will be permitted to remain there, though full citizenship will not be granted to them. It must be understood that given the suffering endured by the Uyghur people that Uyghurs have the right to…